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Quotes from Xmas Story

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[Singing about Santa]
Amy: He knows when you are sleeping.
Professor: He knows when you're on the can.
Leela: He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan.
Zoidberg: Oh.
Hermes: You better not breathe, you better not move.
Bender: You're better off dead, I'm telling you dude.
Fry: Santa Claus is gunning you down.

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Professor: Oh dear, they'll be killed on our doorstep and theres no trash pickup until January 3rd.

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Zoidberg: Amy this is for you, a set of combs for your beautiful hair.
Amy: Oh thats so sweet but I sold my hair to a wig maker so I could buy a set of combs for Hermes.
Hermes: Oh the irony! I sold my hair so I could buy this third set of combs for Zoidberg.
Zoidberg: Thank you, these will come in handy for my new hair. Finally, I look as pretty as I feel.

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[Singing about Xmas]
Bender: On the 4th day of Xmas I stole from that lady.
Robot: Four family photos.
Robot: Three jars of pennies.
Robot: Two former husbands.
Bender: And a slipper on a shoe tree.

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Santa: Your mistletoe is no match for my tow missile!

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