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Quotes from Space Pilot 3000

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Fry: Wait you're the only friend I have.
Bender: You really want a robot for a friend?
Fry: Yeah, ever since I was 6.
Bender: Well ok, but I don't want people thinking we're robosexuals, so if anyone asks, you're my debugger.

Quote 55

Bender: Well I didn't have anything else planned for today, let's go get drunk.

Quote 54

[Fry steps into a suicide booth]
"Please select mode of death: Quick and Painless or Slow and Horrible."
Fry: Yeah, I'd like to place a collect call.
"You have selected slow and horrible."

Quote 53

You are now dead. Thank you for using Stop and Drop, America's favorite suicide booth since 2008.

Quote 52

Leela: Well at least here you'll be treated with dignity. Now strip naked and get on the probulator.

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