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Bender: Whoa, someone had a busy day.
Fry: My roommate exploded. Oh you gotta help me Bender, how can I prove I'm human?
Bender: You could drop dead, that would show 'em.
Fry: I don't wanna.

Quote 48

Professor: Well Fry or should I say captain Fry, no I shouldn't because Bender is the new captain.
Fry: Bender?!
Professor: That's right, being captain is about intuition and heart, a good captain can't have either one. That's why cold logical Bender is perfect for the job.
Bender: Well I do think of human life as expendable.

Quote 40

[The Planet Express building is covered in armor]
Professor: Bring it on Santa! That blood thirsty cadaver junky can't touch us as long as we're not stupid enough to leave this building.
[Fry, Leela and Bender cheer]
Professor: In a related matter, you'll be delivering this sack of childrens letters directly to Santa at his death fortress on Neptune.
[Fry, Leela and Bender cringe]

Quote 33

Bender: Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head".

Quote 24

[Singing about Santa]
Amy: He knows when you are sleeping.
Professor: He knows when you're on the can.
Leela: He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan.
Zoidberg: Oh.
Hermes: You better not breathe, you better not move.
Bender: You're better off dead, I'm telling you dude.
Fry: Santa Claus is gunning you down.

Quote 18

[Singing about Xmas]
Bender: On the 4th day of Xmas I stole from that lady.
Robot: Four family photos.
Robot: Three jars of pennies.
Robot: Two former husbands.
Bender: And a slipper on a shoe tree.

Quote 15

Bender: Yeah well... I'm going to go build my own theme park with blackjack and hookers. In fact forget the park.

Quote 12

Bender: C'mon it's just like making love. You know, left, down, rotate 62 degrees, engage rotar.
Amy: I know how to make love.

Quote 11

Bender: Not the magnet. No, no, nooooo!
[Bender is picked up by the magnet and Amy cheers]
Bender: She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes. She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes. I'll kill you Amy!

Quote 8

Bender: Oh no room for Bender uh? Fine! I'll go build my own lunar lander with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the lunar lander and the blackjack. Ah screw the whole thing.

Quote 7

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