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Fry: Michelle, I don't regret this, but I both rue and lament it.

Quote 49

Bender: Whoa, someone had a busy day.
Fry: My roommate exploded. Oh you gotta help me Bender, how can I prove I'm human?
Bender: You could drop dead, that would show 'em.
Fry: I don't wanna.

Quote 48

Fry: My god! What if the secret ingredient is people?!
Leela: No, there's already a soda like that, Soylent Cola.
Fry: Oh. How is it?
Leela: It varies from person to person.

Quote 46

Professor: Well Fry or should I say captain Fry, no I shouldn't because Bender is the new captain.
Fry: Bender?!
Professor: That's right, being captain is about intuition and heart, a good captain can't have either one. That's why cold logical Bender is perfect for the job.
Bender: Well I do think of human life as expendable.

Quote 40

Fry: I'm Santa Claus.
Hermes: No, I'm Santa Claus.
Amy with the Professor: We're also Santa Claus.
Zoidberg: And I'm his friend Jesus.

Quote 35

[The Planet Express building is covered in armor]
Professor: Bring it on Santa! That blood thirsty cadaver junky can't touch us as long as we're not stupid enough to leave this building.
[Fry, Leela and Bender cheer]
Professor: In a related matter, you'll be delivering this sack of childrens letters directly to Santa at his death fortress on Neptune.
[Fry, Leela and Bender cringe]

Quote 33

Fry: Ah, bathtub eggnog, just the way grandma use to drink. Eww, it went sour.
[Zoidberg appears from bathtub]
Zoidberg: Can't I have a scented bath in peace?

Quote 30

[Singing about Santa]
Amy: He knows when you are sleeping.
Professor: He knows when you're on the can.
Leela: He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan.
Zoidberg: Oh.
Hermes: You better not breathe, you better not move.
Bender: You're better off dead, I'm telling you dude.
Fry: Santa Claus is gunning you down.

Quote 18

Professor: You'll find that every heavenly body has its own particular scent. Here I'll point it at Jupiter.
Fry: Smells like strawberries.
Professor: Exactly. Now Saturn.
Fry: Pineneedles. This is great, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus.
Leela: I don't get it.
Professor: I'm sorry Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2026 to end that joke once and for all.
Fry: Oh, what's it called now?
Professor: Urectum, here let me locate it for you.

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