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Fry: I'm Santa Claus.
Hermes: No, I'm Santa Claus.
Amy with the Professor: We're also Santa Claus.
Zoidberg: And I'm his friend Jesus.

Quote 35

Mayor: My God, the real Santa. Get 'em Jesus.
Zoidberg [dressed as Jesus]: I help those who help themselves!

Quote 34

[The Planet Express building is covered in armor]
Professor: Bring it on Santa! That blood thirsty cadaver junky can't touch us as long as we're not stupid enough to leave this building.
[Fry, Leela and Bender cheer]
Professor: In a related matter, you'll be delivering this sack of childrens letters directly to Santa at his death fortress on Neptune.
[Fry, Leela and Bender cringe]

Quote 33

Random child: Dear Santa, please bring me a coffin for grandpa. You choked him with a chestnut last year and he's beginning to smell a lot like Xmas if you know what I mean.

Quote 31

[Singing about Santa]
Amy: He knows when you are sleeping.
Professor: He knows when you're on the can.
Leela: He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan.
Zoidberg: Oh.
Hermes: You better not breathe, you better not move.
Bender: You're better off dead, I'm telling you dude.
Fry: Santa Claus is gunning you down.

Quote 18

Santa: Your mistletoe is no match for my tow missile!

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