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Fry: I'm Santa Claus.
Hermes: No, I'm Santa Claus.
Amy with the Professor: We're also Santa Claus.
Zoidberg: And I'm his friend Jesus.

Quote 35

Mayor: My God, the real Santa. Get 'em Jesus.
Zoidberg [dressed as Jesus]: I help those who help themselves!

Quote 34

Fry: Ah, bathtub eggnog, just the way grandma use to drink. Eww, it went sour.
[Zoidberg appears from bathtub]
Zoidberg: Can't I have a scented bath in peace?

Quote 30

[Singing about Santa]
Amy: He knows when you are sleeping.
Professor: He knows when you're on the can.
Leela: He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan.
Zoidberg: Oh.
Hermes: You better not breathe, you better not move.
Bender: You're better off dead, I'm telling you dude.
Fry: Santa Claus is gunning you down.

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